I was at my parent’s house this weekend when my mom found an accordion file folder filled with old schoolwork. There was everything from a research paper I did in the sixth grade on Chinese families to college history tomes entitled, “Sexuality and Flaubert.” Good times. But my favorite find of the day was a creative writing piece from the seventh grade in which I wrote my own, original episode of The Golden Girls. You know…those lovely fair-haired sexagenarians we all loved so much. It was my most favorite show in the whole, wide world. And apparently this episode was my homage to it.
If you look closely, and I hope you do, you can see all the awful dialogue tags I used such as complained, stated and insulted. I must admit I did have the voice down, mainly Dorothy’s. I always had a knack for sarcasm. Enjoy!!